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  • May 2, 1997
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What's the secret to world domination?

Ever since I was a little boy, I've had a dream of ruling the world. This is unfortunately a more difficult goal to achieve than I had previously thought. Have you got any tips for ruling the world?

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  • Alessa
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  • June 14, 2011
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You are right.
It is not an easy goal to accomplish, but it can be done.
Pinky and The Brain have been trying to reach this goal for decades but without much success. I would suggest that you start by getting in touch with The Brain so that you do not make the same mistakes as him. You can listen to their ingenious plans here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mPrhwpZ-8
After this you may have to contact other people who have been working on this as well. For instance, I have heard that there are various former presidents, kings, dictators, etc. who have at some point wished to rule the entire world, and I am sure that they will be able to guide you in the beginning. You might want to hurry, because they have a tendency to die young. They are sort of an endangered species, you might say.
Please note that no one has ever accomplished to rule the ENTIRE world, but I believe in you!

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  • Yuri | April 24, 2012 | No one likes this yet

    Fascinated by the story. No narcissistic undertones here!

  • Yuri | March 8, 2012 | No one likes this yet

    I have always been fascinated by the story of anti-christ. The false profet the ends up ruling the world by means of being wickedly intelligent and evil.

  • psasser | October 28, 2011 | 5 people like this

    World domination is usually an incremental process. Though quite a few have thought it possible to go from mail clerk in Gastonia, North Carolina (for example) to the Exalted and Dreaded Ruler of Planet Earth, those individuals generally find themselves confined to institutions under psychiatric care. So that road is not advisable. But starting small, like conquering your backyard, is a good start. The only resistance you are likely to meet will be from a few birds and perhaps a rabbit or raccoon, or even your own children if you have any. All of these may be bribed with food if they become overly rebellious. From there you branch out to block, neighborhood, town, county (or whatever your next division is), state (same as before), nation, continent, hemisphere, then world.

  • Yuri | August 23, 2012 | No one likes this yet