• Asked by
• Dr. Evil
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• May 2, 1997
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What's the secret to world domination?

Ever since I was a little boy, I've had a dream of ruling the world. This is unfortunately a more difficult goal to achieve than I had previously thought. Have you got any tips for ruling the world?

• Answered by
• Alessa
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• June 14, 2011
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• 9 people like this

You are right.
It is not an easy goal to accomplish, but it can be done.
Pinky and The Brain have been trying to reach this goal for decades but without much success. I would suggest that you start by getting in touch with The Brain so that you do not make the same mistakes as him. You can listen to their ingenious plans here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mPrhwpZ-8
After this you may have to contact other people who have been working on this as well. For instance, I have heard that there are various former presidents, kings, dictators, etc. who have at some point wished to rule the entire world, and I am sure that they will be able to guide you in the beginning. You might want to hurry, because they have a tendency to die young. They are sort of an endangered species, you might say.
Please note that no one has ever accomplished to rule the ENTIRE world, but I believe in you!