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Yuri's Thoughts On Life's Big Questions


   This month I have the pleasure of speaking with Yuri about his thoughts on life's big questions.

1. If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?

(Long pause...) I would be... (sighing) something beef jerky flavor. Crunchy, crusty beef jerky corn cereal resembling miniature chicken wings. I would be delicious!

2. When you come home from a long day at work what is the first thing you do?

Besides drinking one of my fantastic home-brewed beers? I practice one-liners and leadership skills for the rest of the day.

   3. If there was a movie produced about your life, who would play you, and why?

Eh...don't know who that would be. Oh yes! I know! It would be the guy playing the cool “black guy” in Tropic Thunder - Robert Downey Jr. So basically I would be a white guy disguised as a black guy, playing a white guy (myself..)

4. What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?

Funniest thing? Funniest... Hmmm... I accidentally squirted myself in the face with about 1 liter of old beer when inspecting a keg I ordered online. In the middle of the office - much to the amusement of staff, as you can imagine. 

  5. How would people communicate in a perfect world?

Like this………………  

6. What song best describes your work ethic?

'Everything Is Awesome' from the Lego Movie. 

 7. Pick two celebrities to be your parents.

What? Parents... Ok... Clearly it would be Voldemort and Darth Vader. That would be an interesting childhood and there would be lots to live up to. Clearly I’m not doing so well in their eyes since I have not attempted world domination even once. So you can consider me the black sheep of a very, very dark family. 

  8. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to and why?

I have always envied the simple life. I could easily see myself happy as a simple viking farmer.

 9. What place that you haven't been to would you like to visit if given the chance? 

There's a few places in the movie 'Interstellar' that I would like to visit if that was possible.


Thanks’ for sharing!